![]() There are now claw-marks along the outside of my commode from me holding on for dear life, certain that if I let go, the sheer volume of air and liquid being expelled at a rate previously unseen in living creatures would surly propel me into the lower stratosphere. This is based largely on the fact that everyone from Chicago to Louisville already knows what today has brought for me and mine. Call me old-fashioned, but I think that the going-ons of one's lav should remain private, but I feel comfortable sharing with you. ![]() With no ill-effects from the few consumed the evening before, I proceeded in noshing through a goodly portion during the study hour, and used them to bribe my preteen into silence during the service.īy the time we got ourselves organized and shorthaired situated at home, it became GROSSly apparent that something was dramatically wrong. When in want of whiskey, most anything will suffice, so I popped a couple back, and bagged up A TON for church the next day. ![]() I was housesitting for a friend and looking for some booze when I stumbled upon a large zip-lock baggie of DELICIOUS gummies! Lest you think mine a common tale of woe, let me assure you I ingested these completely by mistake and totally unknowingly. I have never regretted anything as deeply and sincerely as I regret eating this fools' candy. The title to this review is 100% based upon a text sent to a girlfriend the afternoon after hanging out with her cats, reading, and relaxing. "If you ever loved me, please tell me those weren't sugar-free gummy bears!" The text that changed my life.
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